We’d like to announce a new addition to our staff, who comes to us with an extensive crafting and bitching background from Southern Ontario’s Newmarket Zoo (aka Keswick), we’d like to introduce you to the one and only Miss Martha Stupid! *applause*

Having recently opted not to renew her long-running TVOntario television show, Martha signed on as Chagrinterest’s new Good Taste Consultant and Pole Dancing Karaoke Queen.

Martha’s loving, nurturing disposition, adds a brightness to our Snarkville offices. When she comes in, around noon-ish, we can always expect her glowing smile to lift our spirits even on the snowiest of days.

Her modest approach to fashion, home and decor are always fresh and inspirational. You’ll see her great taste and biting wit reflected in her posts, as well as her dinner parties.

In her spare time, Martha hosts cupcake parties for Girls’ Night and is the quintessential kitchen bitch – just don’t ask her to do dishes. Those nails don’t paint themselves!

Miss Stupid’s keen eye for class also means she knows what blows. And she sure ain’t afraid to tell you. Meow!

Lastly, Martha’s cutting edge attention to detail is as sharp as her 90-piece set of Ginsus.

We feel extremely fortunate to have the opportunity to have such a bright star to our staff. So lock up your menfolk, cuz there’s a new sheriff in town! Please give Martha a warm welcome and we hope she will continue to entertain our dear readers for many years to come.